Saturday, April 14, 2007

Week in Review for OSU Students Gone Awry

4/14/07 -- Stillwater, OK - While perusing public records SideBarBlog quickly realized a handful of Oklahoma State University students have gotten themselves into a little hot water over the last two weeks.

According to court records, the following OSU students now have a date with the judge;
  1. Gerald Andrew Lewis: Apparently this 19-year-old decided it would be a good idea to smoke some weed on the 6th floor of Wentz Hall on the OSU campus. Lewis was arrested with a cigar filled with marijuana that weighed in at 1.1 grams - Dude!
  2. Jessie Elaine Turner: This 20-year-old just couldn't wait four more months until she was legal to go bar hoping. According to police, Turner had recently purchased a fake ID in Kansas for $20 and just couldn't wait to use it. Too bad the fake ID didn't come with a guarantee. Worse yet, Turner (obviously not majoring in rocket science) had all of her real information printed on the ID (okay, except the birth year). Apparently the doorman at J.R. Murphy's Tavern is not your average meat head, as he recognized the ID to be a fake immediately. Seized ID in hand, the doorman contacted police... and.... well, it's pretty obvious what happened from there. Turner is now charged with possession of a false ID.
  3. Brian Jeffrey Stone: This 22-year-old was apparently at a party when Lee Cobb, a fellow OSU student, refused to leave. That is reportedly when Stone "stroked him once" (translation: Hit Cobb once in the face so hard he fell off the porch unconscious for several minutes). And what provoked Stone to strike Cobb? Seems Cobb was "acting a fool," teasing Stone about being a "hillbilly" and a "redneck." In case you are wondering, Stone is described at 6' and 250 pounds. Stone is now charged with assault and battery.
  4. William Dexter "Dex" Weir: This 23-year-old allegedly went into Brown's Bottle Shop and purchased alcohol for his underage roommate, Jeremy McCan, 20. Unfortunately, the transaction was witnessed by a plain clothed police officer. Weir is now charge with providing alcohol to a minor.
  5. Jeremy Doyle McCan: See above story.
  6. Sarah Ellen Tinsley: 25-years-old and listed as a groundskeeper at OSU, allegedly wrote a hot $17 check at the Golden Dragon Cafe.
  7. Timothy Ryan Hock: This 18-year-old was apparently having pretty good time in his blue Ford Mustang. So good in fact it caught the attention of OSU police officer Queen. Seems officer Queen noticed the brake lights on Ryan's Mustang kept going off and on... off and on... off and on (you get the picture). When officer Queen went to investigate he found the car's driver's seat contained two individuals, Ryan and a female identified only as Durant (one of which kept accidentally pushing the brake pedal). Officer Queen conducted a breathalyzer test on Ryan. Naturally, Ryan wouldn't have made this blog if the test went in his favor (scored a .12). Ryan has now been charged with actual physical control of a vehicle while intoxicated.
  8. John William Fuchs: As if growing up with that last name wasn't unlucky enough, this 23-year-old OSU student was charged with actual physical control of a vehicle while intoxicated.
  9. Jacklyn E. Dibernardo: This 20-year-old was charged with driving with a revoked license.
  10. Scott Anthony Flanery: This 24-year-old was charged this week with stalking another OSU student.
  11. Greg Kendall Gotcher: Another 20-year-old that just couldn't wait to get into a bar. Charged with possessing a false ID card on April 10.
  12. Eric C. Norrington: This 21-year-old was busted with marijuana and a smoking pipe.
  13. Trevor John Lye: This 19-year-old delinquent allegedly kicked and damaged three separate cars (all belonging to women). He has been charged with three counts of malicious injury to property.
  14. Ryan Matthew Green: On March 6th, Green, 21, allegedly ran into a parked vehicle owned by another OSU student and then fled the scene.
  15. April Elizabeth Helms: Helms, 22, described as 5'4" and 114lbs., allegedly threw a beer bottle at a man (Glenn Brown). Lucky for Brown she missed. Unfortunately for Olivia Withington, another OSU student, the bottle hit her square in the face. Also in the line of fire was Anna Rogers, as she was reportedly cut by flying glass. Helms is now charged with two felony counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.
  16. Barrett Andrew Boone: This 19-year-old is accused of DUI on April 6th.
  17. Zachary Mathew Cain: This 21-year-old is accused of DUI on April 6th.
  18. Matthew Duane Swezey: On Friday the 13th, 20-year-old Swezey allegedly was drunk and caused "malicious injury to property."
  19. Nicholas Neil McGee: This 20-year-old was charged with minor in possession of low-point beer on Friday the 13th.
  20. Jeremy Karl Schwartz: This 19-year-old was charged with minor in possession of low-point beer on Friday the 13th.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude I love your site. I go to OSU and my professor told us about this blog. Too damn funny! I just hope I don't end up here!