4/27/07 -- Cushing, OK - What is this country coming to when a man cannot even urinate off his own porch while waving his penis at passersby?
Meet the penis pointer in question, Kelly Eugene Guinn, 43, of Cushing.
Seems this past Tuesday, Guinn was minding his own business (#1 to be exact) when off-duty police officer Tully Folden happened to stroll by.
Folden couldn't help but notice Guinn was perched on the edge of his porch and urinating into yonder bushes.
Guinn, noticing Folden, promptly turned, "waving his penis" and stated "you want some of this?"
Apparently he did, as Folden placed Guinn under arrest (I bet he won't be repeating that offer while in jail).
On Wednesday, Guinn was charged with misdemeanor outraging the public decency.
C'mon, we were hoping for something more original like "assault with a friendly weapon" or even "hand to gland combat."
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