Friday, March 16, 2007

Monster Truck Sibling Madness!

Enid, OK - A threesome heading home from an evening of Monster Trucks finds their vehicles have been vandalized by one of the groups siblings.

According to court papers, on the evening of February 17, Crystal Alcorn, James Goldman and Jamie Lawson were heading to the parking lot of the Chisholm Trail Expo Center when they came upon something that oddly enough is probably not that unusual in Enid - A woman wearing a "black jacket, with pink sleeves and the words 'Pink Ladies' " standing next to their vehicles.

When the "Pink Lady" turned around she was immediately recognized as Carrie Alcorn, 31, sister of Crystal Alcorn.

It seems the typical Okie "Howdie ya'll!" was not on Carrie's mind. The threesome advised police that Carrie promptly produced an egg and tossed it at one of their cars as she fled the area (no mention if she was whisked away by one of the T-Birds).

Upon closer examination, Crystal realized her car was coated with eggs, a large dent in the roof and various colorful words scribbled onto the car in appropriately enough, pink shoe polish ~ "Horr" (pronounced "whore"), "Bitch" and "Cunt."

When James went to check on his vehicle (did we mention James used to be married to said Pink Lady Carrie and was out with her sister Crystal on the evening in question) his vehicle too was vandalized. In addition to the new eggciting paint job, James's 1994 Ford Explorer also touted a 2' key mark and the words "Gotcha Bitch."

Yesterday, Carrie Alcorn was charged with two misdemeanor counts of malicious injury to property.

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