Idiot Calls 911 to Put Threat 'On the Record'

Moore, OK - Okay, who hasn't had someone threaten to kick their ass from time to time. But, have you ever heard of someone stupid enough to call 9-1-1 to put their own threat on record? Well, you have now.

Meet Kenneth Wayne Suggs IV, 45, from Moore, Oklahoma.

According to court records, Suggs was visiting an acquaintance when he threatened to "burn down his house, and that he intended to 'put a bullet in [his] head.'" As if Suggs's intentions were not clear enough, the police report goes on to state that Suggs, not wanting to be misunderstood, told the victim, you're a "dead motherfucker!"

The victim called police and they promptly interviewed Suggs. This is the part on COPS where the guy in the sleeveless t-shirt and boxer shorts proclaims his innocence and that the other dude is lying - case closed.

Well, not so fast. Suggs isn't your typical Einstein, and allegedly tells police that he did indeed make the statements but that all he really intended to do was "kick his ass."

The police noted that they advised Suggs against the aforementioned ass-kicking. Suggs reportedly admitted it was ill-advised but planned to do it anyway.

Again, not wanting to be misunderstood, Suggs later called 9-1-1 and stated he wanted it "on record" that he planned to kick the victim's ass.

I know, I know, you never saw this coming - Last week Suggs was charged in Cleveland County with "threatening a violent act."

* Note to readers, see what a public education will get you!