Friday, January 19, 2007

Have wrecker will travel

Noble, OK - A man allegedly decides to celebrate the new year by paying his ex wife and her new bo a visit by wrecking said new bo's car with said ex-hubby's tow truck.

According to court papers recently filed in cleveland county, Curtis Landers, 42, went to his ex wife's residence on new year's day. Much to Mr. Landers' dismay his ex-wife was not alone, but in the company of her boyfriend (and soon to be vicim).

Not wanting to actually let bygones be bygones, or even be a man and actually face the new rooster (aka, cock) in the yard, Landers allegedly used his tow truck to make a more cowardly statement.

Reportedly, upon hearing a loud "bang" the ex-wife and her boyfriend looked outside in time to see Landers' wrecker speeding away from the residence.

Upon closer examination, said rooster realized his once shiny white Ford F150 pickup had been relieved of its bumper, grill and headlights.

A neighbor/witness was able to backup the victim's story to police.

When police arrived at Landers' home they noted a wrecker matching the witnesses description was parked in the driveway with a damaged front bumper with fresh "white paint transfer."

Landers was arrested and later released on a $10,000 bond.

Landers has been formally charged with felony malicious injury to property.

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