Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Exploding Ovaries Leads to Arrest

Norman, OK - We've all heard the expression, "my biological clock is ticking" - Well, it seems a Norman woman claimed her's wasn't ticking due to age, but as result of a bomb in her ovaries!

According to court papers, Ami Lynn Young, 43, first called Norman PD 9-1-1 on December 13 to report a "homicide attempt" that was allegedly occurring at another address.

When police arrived at the address in question they found no homicide or anyone who knew anything about an attempted homicide.

Police then proceeded to Young's residence for an explanation. According to police, Young claimed "she didn't know anything about the attempted homicide and had only heard about it."

An hour later another call to 9-1-1 was placed from Young's residence.

This time the caller claimed "she had a bomb in her ovaries."

The court record goes on to state "both calls from [Young] were unfounded."

Personally, we here at Law & Disorder Okie Style would be interested to know how Norman police disproved the whole bomb in vagina claim.

Nevertheless, a single misdemeanor count of falsely reporting a crime was filed in Cleveland County January 19.


UPDATE: 12/24/07 - According to court records, Young placed yet another call to 9-1-1 on January 19 (the same day charges were filed against her for the previously mentioned cases).

Apparently this time Young claimed her "boyfriend attempted to kill her five times."

When police arrived at Young's residence she answered the door carrying her phone and wearing nothing but an "open see through shirt."

Young allegedly told the officers her boyfriend was in Texas and that she did not have any emergency.

The report also noted that Young had been drinking, refused to put on clothing and resisted arrest.

Additional charges of falsely reporting a crime were filed January 23.

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