Thursday, November 30, 2006

Don't Mess with a Man's Fries

Norman, OK -- Have you ever had an order of fries that were so good you'd be willing to the beat the crap out of someone for them? Well, apparently one inmate at the Cleveland County Detention Center did.

According to court papers, Gabriel Dramein Williams, 25, was enjoying his french fries in late October while being incarcerated for failure to pay over $8,000 in child support. That's when fellow inmate Tony V.Tieaskie (auto theft and larceny) decided to help himself to a few of Williams' fries.

Not a good idea when fries are the highlight to your highly restricted day.

Reportedly Williams, who apparently has trouble providing food for his own kid, wasn't in a sharing mood. Williams threw Tieaskie down some stairs and began punching, kicking, scratching and yelling at him.

Documents show that Tieaskie suffered a cheek fracture and had to receive stitches.

Williams was charged with assault and battery.

The real question though is exactly when did inmates start getting french fries?

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